How I learned to stop worrying and write the blog



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Sunday, June 20, 2004

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship,and so the boy wrote this letter to the girl.
He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter:

1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but the Odd Number lines.
When there is a Will, there is a Way...

Thursday, May 06, 2004

If 2 men want one woman,what will happen to these 3 people in different countries and parts of the world?

In Japan : The first young man grieves and sorrows for the other one's love to his beloved girl,and commits suicide! The second young man gets saddened and feels so sad about the death of his fellow man that he commits suicide too! Then there's no way for the japanese girl except suicide!

In Spain : The first man kills the other one in a duel, and runs away alongside with her beloved girl to South America!

In The Great Britain: The two lovers leave the resolution of the matter cool-headedly to a betting on a horse-riding competition! The beloved will belong to the one whose horse wins.

In France : Rarely the matter deteriorates! The two men agree with each other that the lady belong to the first one for a while and to the second one for another period of time!

In Australia : The two men qaurrel with each other on the marriage with the beloved for years! This argument lasts so much that one of the two sides gets old and passes away,or dies cuz of a disease! Then the one who's survived, achieves his goal with an easy mind!

In Caucasus : The first young man picks up the beloved girl and runs away! The second one robs him of the girl and runs away! Again the first one does this act, and this matter always gets repeated!

In Norway : The beloved of the two men throws herself down from the top of a tall building in order to put an end to their argument and the struggle ends!

In Africa : The matter is very simple and there's no place for disagreement! The two men get married with the woman they want and in addition to her, get married to twenty other women!

In Mexico : The matter results in a bloody clash and one of the two sides gets killed! But then the one who's killed his opponent, feels cold towards the concerned girl and the girl remains without husband and unmarried!

In The United States : The resolution of the matter depends on the woman and she gets married with anyone whom she's chosen!

In Iran : Only money solves the problem! The girl's parents consult with each other and choose the suitor who's richer and wealthier! If the defeated lover is so serious in his love,he can either commit suicide or defeat the opponent,otherwise he feels depressed and ...

Friday, April 30, 2004

An Iraqi prisoner with a hood over his head, standing on a box and with wires connected to his hands.

Monday, March 29, 2004

Yeah,that's it ! A year passes by and now after all these posts and your kindness to come here and read,after all the long gaps between my posts,after the period that I used to post even times in a day, and after that I 've learned a lot about my world getting wider,about my blog,my dear visitors who come from both search engines and links given by my respected friends,it's the first anniversary of my blog.

If you refer to my first post,you'll come across my reasons for intending to write here.Now that I compare my situation with mine in the last year,I see that at least I've achieved to try for my goals if I don't wanna say that I've succeeded completely.

I hope that this year will be a cool one for my blog and there will be no need to be worried about it,cuz now I've learned how to stop worrying and write the blog. :)

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Do you know what is the worst and the most funniest name one can own in my opinion? It's Dick Fox . No more explanation,you damn know it . ;)

Now I wanna introduce 2 of the famous 'dick fox' es to you so you don't think that every 'dick fox' is of that job ! :

1- Dick Fox , president and founder of FOXCO EQUIPMENT LTD.

2- Dick Fox , food inspector with the Food Safety and Inspection Service based in Pomfret Center, Conn.

Monday, March 08, 2004

Gazan women and girls swim pretty much fully dressed.

Both Israel and the Gaza Strip share a beautiful coastline. By Palestinian standards, the Gaza Strip is a conservative place. Even on the beach, women are expected to observe normal dress codes.

SOURCE : BBC NEWS uk edition

Sunday, February 22, 2004

This name that is completely a synthetic one,is combination of 3 semi-names which will respectively be explained below :

1- EL : which is a prefix for indicating dependance and being related to ELF's race;like ELROND ( the leader of the elves in Lord Of The Rings ) which means semi-elf or elf man;His father was a man and his mother was an elf;Or ELFAAS which means the harbor of the elves.

2- MAD : which in synthetic words,means jungle or in some cases, a big and green garden;like TAR-MADOND which means the king of the human beings' jungle. ( OND is a suffix meaning human being. )

3- RIS : which means green or in some cases, emerald.In the elves' language, the adjective of the color comes after the related noun.In some cases - the dialects of the elves' languages differs in some places - like MORDOR ( black land ), the adjective of the color has come before the noun that in this case is for emphasis on black.

::- ELMADRIS : means the green jungle of the elves.This name which hadn't been appeared in the outset of the genesis of the elf's race and while the man's race hadn't been born yet, was entitled on a land that was still illuminated only by the moonlight, and in the first day that the gods put the sun on a chariot in order to illuminate the earth,the shine of the green color of the land was in such a way that the gods named that land ELMADRIS which was the indicator of the shining of the elves' architecture art and its total coordination with the nature out there. Elmadris fell in a great battle after the appearance of MORGOTH ( the god of evil ) and its name has only been survived in the extant poems from the elves' books and even in our time, the poem is read in the first day of Spring in the memory of the beauty of the land and rebirth of nature by the twitter of the spring birds.

In the song of creation, Elmadris was the Ainur who gives the light for humanity. Elmadris means the bringer of Light. For human beings, Elmadris means also The green sorest or the Shining forest where the elves live.

But the story of Elmadris is the story of an Iranian girl who's a blogger too.She could never believe that her story finishes in this way, any other way but not this one.Let me tell you what happened to her :

She was a young girl who loved to be loved. She waited for pure love and at last, she found it accidentally.She fell in love without thinking like a fool, let say.She closed her eyes and stepped on the planet of love holding his hands as tightly as she could.She had another name but as she wanted to devote her life to him, she asked to have a new name, and he called her 'Elmadris' and She put all others away:
-From now on, I only belong to you Honey, do you believe me?
He believed her ,and she went deeper and deeper in Love with him until she drowned.

She never told anyone what happened to her at that nasty night. She wanted to stop writing, living, breathing, loving.

But still there was a hope. A friend asked her : "why don't you update your page?
-I have no page.I destroyed it all.
-Of course you have. Go and update it.
Yes, still there is a hope.For those who like her, she came back again.
Her readers think there was a mystery in Elmadris's Eyes.when they miss her eyes and the way of her Looking, they come to her page.

Courtesy of AtilOPatil , Elmadris , nahid afrouz

P.S. : Elmdris explains about herself : " The name of my weblog refers to my ID,and the story belongs to a couple of years ago.One of the days of those previous years,I had to change my ID for some reasons.As I didn't want to use it anymore and to be found by one of my friends,I called a friend of mine and asked him to find a name for me because I admired his taste and dicernment.He found this name after about a quarter.I got pleased with it very much.Also,he introduced weblog to me,created a weblog for me,and encouraged me to write.In this way I started writing,but I don't know how long I'll write.I don't know this one.
I love elmadris,love it very much,and most of the time I prefer to be known with this name instead of my own real one."


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